Thought policing on the internet

 

Those of you familiar with the brilliant novel 1984 by George Orwell will know exactly what I’m talking about. If you aren’t, then basically the Thought Police arrest, and quite often kill innocent civilians if they are caught criticizing the government or even if they are suspecting to be thinking bad things about the government! One only needs to look at Justin Bieber’s Google+ stream to find a perfect example. People just mindlessly attack people who have a different opinion, hence why I call them “The Internet Thought Police”.  I have an entirely different, extremely painful type of sarcasm for these people. They deserve it. So why do people do this? Well, that’s a mystery not even the culprits themselves know. But here’s a few things you should know about them:

1. Most of them are quite stupid. You simply need to look at the way they completely ignore all the necessary spelling and grammar to tell that their intelligence is a few notches below plant level.

2. They will not stop until you have completely vanished from the scene of the crime.

3. They worship whatever they are arguing with you for like a RELIGION.

4. Main practitioners of Thought Policing that I have encountered are;

Justin Bieber fans.

Annoying, whiny kids that play Call of Duty far too much.

Xbox/PS3 fanboys that constantly argue that their beloved console is superior to the other.

And finally… MY LITTLE PONY FANS. Recently a TV show based of the MY LITTLE PONY TOYS has been aired over in America. Most of the fans are way too old for that stuff, which is creepy. A bunch of you reading this probably won’t have a clue what I’m talking about. They actually trended on Google+ a while ago. Now I’m going to give you an example. In this video of two people playing Amnesia: The Dark Descent together one of them mentions the show. And then THIS happens. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9jWsiyXoTz0 See what I mean?

So now that that’s over, I’ll tell you why it is bad and why it should stop. When you argue about something religiously it makes the community of fans look bad. Too many people do it, non-fans think ALL of the fans are like that, making  them hate you deeply.

It pretty much advertises you as a moron, arguing over something so small.

PEOPLE. WILL. HAVE. DIFFERENT. OPINIONS.  The Thought Police thinks EVERYONE loves their favourite things as much as they do and are extremely offended when people actually don’t. You must accept nobody is the exact same as somebody else. They can think what they like, you can’t change that.

So now I’ve hit a bit of a writer’s block so I’ll end here.

Frank

P.S. If you do get harassed by the thought police, then drop a decent amount of sarcasm their way for me, will you?

 

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Brave New Blog: Greece’s economic grave has already been dug, all we are doing is making it shallower.

Hello, I’m Frank Boorman, and you appear to have stumbled upon my brand new blog. I used to own one called “To Be Frank” but I forgot my details and it was lost forever in the mists of time. Now, for those who don’t know me (I.E. Most of you) I am 12 years old, and my hobbies include electric guitar, Warhammer, computer games, and politics. Today I will be talking about the last one. Anyone with a slight political understanding will know that the Euro zone is in a HUGE CRISIS over all it’s money problems, especially Greece. What I don’t understand is despite the fact that as a nation we have very little money as it is, we are still spending loads trying to help Greece out of it’s seemingly endless debt. But why? Some of you may call me selfish, or a stupid little kid. I’m just trying to be honest here. The west is generally populated by Capitalist countries. In a Capitalist country, you have to look back to very basic scientific theory. By this I mean survival of the fittest. Greece is definitely going to collapse under economic pressure, there is nothing stopping that. But if we continue to pay more and more money to them, they’ll drag us down with us. A wonderful cartoon in this week’s Private Eye depicted Angela Merkel disguised as an Olympic Priestess on Mount Olympia burning Greece’s bailout deal with the Olympic torch. There was also an article in today’s Sun entitled “We’re the best looking pig in the Euro zone slaughterhouse.” Bravo to whoever thought that one up. We have our own country, we are in a better economic state than the rest of Europe, we have so many reasons to split from the Euro zone, or as the Sun would probably call it, “Escape the slaughterhouse.” Our country is pretty much being run by men in expensive suits in Brussels, and because of it, there’s been uproar over the fact that they let the matter of hate preacher Abu Qatada stay in the country for 10 long years. We should have just let the Cockneys get hold of him.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=marc_v4FaT8

So, let’s split from the Euro zone! Also from Private Eye,  it’s all of us against Germany! (Germany wins on financial penalties, we’re next.)